She mostly gets through this game punching and kicking things in the face, but the mallet comes out occasionally, in combos. In this game, they seem to have made the stylistic decision of taking her mallet away, for the most part. In cartoons and video games, they usually use weapons. They’ve all got different stats that should give you a general idea of how well they fare in combat. So, when you fire this bad boy up, you choose which of the recognizable furry legends you get to play as, and the game takes off. I didn’t mind them within the context of Sonic games, because I didn’t have to look at their genitals. You can play as Amy and Rouge, and who the fuck cares, they’re all basically furries. If you’ve ever played a Sonic game, you should be familiar with the roster of playable characters in Sonic Project X. In fact, if Sega actually tried to put something like this out, they’d be blasted off the surface of the planet. Keep in mind this game is not an official title made by Sega. Today, we’re looking at a fighting furry game that’s entirely built around Sonic the Hedgehog, and the recognizable characters from that franchise. No, that wouldn’t be enough of a nightmare. Today we’re not just looking at a furry game, and we’re not just looking at a fighting game. There’s always shit eating or stomach inflating going on, because furries are always on the prowl for a more challenging wank – no pun intended with the prowl thing. Like, you never see furries have a good old blowjob scene in which everything just sort of mimics standard porn.
It’s just so fucking hard to understand certain fetishes that seem to be indivisible from the furry formula.
You know I want everyone to jack off to whatever gets them hot and bothered. It’s not that I hate furries or anything I am an equal opportunity masturbator. I swear, every single time I get to review a furry game, I start wondering where I went wrong in life. Sonic Project X Love Potion Disaster! Do you smell that? That’s the smell of weird shit just on the horizon.
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